And now for something completely...
So Wootie has threatened me with bodily harm if I don’t occasionally report about our questing. Since one of her favorite spells is “Scorching Burst” and I like not being on fire, here I am. First let me introduce myself, I am Vikinia the daughter of the great elven fighter, Stevenius. Sadly, like Wootica, I lost my family at a young age. A clan of evil dwarves snuck into my village one night and...
We Now Join Our Intrepid “Heroes"
And so our quest for fortune and glory begins (slowly, ever so slowly)! As our benevolent, patient, and long-suffering DM has mentioned previously, we are the Five Tampon Knights (FTK for polite company), an adventuring group for hire (“We leave a trail of blood, guaranteed” is the classy slogan we settled upon). No doubt you’ve heard of us, as we’ve achieved some minor renown for past feats (or...
It all started a couple of weeks ago when I was Barnes & Noble. My girlfriend and I noticed the Dungeons & Dragons section and she seemed genuinely interested. I figured, sure, let’s try it out. I bought a red box labeled ‘Starter Set.’ My cat definitely seemed to enjoy it. After browsing through the pamphlets provided in it, I knew that we would eventually want to...